Feb 26, 2014 2:59PM

NSFW: Watch Real Time Porn Searches

"Carnaval bullying lingerie clean."
Do you ever walk down the street, see a bro, and think, "That guy is most definitely into cock-and-ball torture?" Sure you do. Everyone does. Even those who choose not to think about the sexual ambitions and porn interests of everyone around them — would still have to admit that being human, these thoughts are in all of us. Not necessarily cock-and-ball thoughts, but you know. Two of life's greatest/most suspect indulgences are porn and violating other people's privacy and that's what makes PornMD's new 'Live Search' function so damn thrilling. 
 
 
Essentially, it's a rolling list of everything that both guys, girls and transgender-identified folk (but mostly guys) are searching on the website PornHub at any given moment. Because PornHub is the world’s largest free site for a spot of onanism, the live feed of search terms are diverse, disturbing and super funny. 
 
 
Some of the revealing highlights that have appeared recently include "ghetto grannies", "pussy weird",  "thimble", "pool toy", "Fendi boobs" (?) and of course, "carnaval bullying lingerie clean". Ready to leave your sense of humanity at the door? Watch the 'live search' right here and then struggle to look your friends and family in the eye, as you realise that everyone around you is secretly depraved. Just like you.