Aug 22, 2017 7:30AM

Trump Stares Directly Into The Eclipse Because Of Course He Goddamn Does

Blinded by the liiiight.
You may've heard recently that America is getting it's very own eclipse rn. So exciting! There's not much you need to do to enjoy the passing of the moon and sun, except wear some NASA-approved lenses and look up. Without the glasses, you fry your eyes like breakfast.
President Trump, the man in charge of so many things that affect the entire planet, didn't wear lenses. None at all. He just lifted his naked face right up toward the sun, squinted his lil eyes and stared. Of course he did.
The news itself is wonderful, really, but even better is the image. Internet meme artists, do your thing.
Photo: Twitter

Hayley Morgan